You've been sold essential oils as bubble bath accessories and spa-day luxuries, as proof you're "taking care of yourself" while the world burns. What if I told you they're something else entirely? For the next 20 years, Pluto transits Aquarius. This isn't your gentle Saturn return or your cute Mercury retrograde. This is the transit that excavates every rotting foundation: the institutions devouring your time, the narratives colonizing your mind, the systems pretending your