Let's be honest: The holidays are not magical for everyone. For many of us, the truth-seekers, the boundary-setters, the ones who've done the deep work to unlearn toxic patterns, the holidays are a psychological minefield.

The $4.2 billion "morning routine" industry wants you to believe that if you wake up at 5am, journal with the right prompts, drink celery juice, and say affirmations into a mirror, you'll finally be "successful."

With her Moon in Virgo sitting in the 11th House of groups and fandoms, Doja Cat was never going to play nice with the "stan" culture that made her famous. This placement breeds contempt for collective worship. She sees the flaws, the delusion, the parasocial desperation. And Virgo doesn't lie.

Twelve hours before this Full Moon peaks, Mercury enters Scorpio. Which means you're going to see something right before you have to feel everything about it. This isn't a gentle reveal. This is the lights coming on at 2am when you thought you had more time in