Let me guess. Someone told you that lavender would cure your anxiety. That you could diffuse your way to inner peace. That the right oil blend would "raise your vibration" and suddenly your trauma would transform into wisdom.

They told you Scorpio season was about transformation. What didn't they tell you? It's actually about sitting in the discomfort of your own mess without rushing to "transcend" it. November starts deep in Scorpio's waters, and if you're still trying to "vibe high" your way through genuine pain, this month will humble you.

The $4.2 billion "morning routine" industry wants you to believe that if you wake up at 5am, journal with the right prompts, drink celery juice, and say affirmations into a mirror, you'll finally be "successful."